Elyse Watches The Bachelor–S27 E11: Poop in Shoes
After many showers (so, so many showers) and much pointlessness, season 27 of The Bachelor is over. So who “won?” I do not care. Anyway, thanks to some comments from…
Elyse Watches The Bachelor–S27 E10: Shower Crying
It’s Fantasy Suites night on The Bachelor. Cheers to my friend Jen who is here and said, “Wait, there are 27 fucking seasons of this show?!” Indeed. Lady Pudding is…
Elyse Watches The Bachelor–S27 E4: Zach the Snack
It’s the most inane night of the week, the one where we watch The Bachelor. Pudding just got done murdering the bookmark I was using— Pudding: That you thought you…
Elyse Watches The Bachelor–S27 E5: London Tears
After a night of snow and wind followed by freezing rain, Pudding and I are ready to snuggle down under our favorite blankets and watch The Bachelor. Pudding may have…
Elyse Watches The Bachelor–S27 E6: We’re All Like WTF
It’s time for The Bacheloreveryone! I could be doing more fun things, like taxes or getting a pap smear, but Pudding and I are here to serve you! Pudding: Whatever.…