Hey all! It’s time for Cover Snark!
Sneezy: Are we looking at pee or jizz cocktail?
Tara: If we are, it’s quite psychedelic.
Sarah: The splash is distressing.
Elyse: If any of your bodily fluids come out Lisa Frank colors you need to consult a doctor.
kiki: My partner and his friends just discovered that sometimes romance novels have absolutely bananas covers and he is now in joyous tears beside me as he looks through all the cover snark posts on the site.
From Elizabeth: Overall it’s just general nonsense, but he does seem to have a glowing belly button. And maybe fire skin?
Sarah: If my belly button could be a flashlight that would be VERY handy.
Ellen M: Those muscles look like they are 1 second away from popping
Sneezy: Oh ew, no exploding muscles please
Sarah: PEW PEW
Elyse: Press 2 for penis
Sarah: Maybe this is a clue that this person is a hemipene?
or has a hemipene?
Sarah: Awww, they’re at a 7th grade dance and they’ve left room for Jesus!
Carrie: Are all Werewolves purple or does it vary from wolf to wolf? Did he dye his hair or is it natural? Is there werewolf hair racism between the purples and the greens? Does the color activate when lightning goes up your nose, as seems to be happening here? Why are their asses glowing?
Elyse: Is it just me or is that Fiona from Shrek?
Sarah: Or one of the Olsen twins?
Ellen M: You can’t tell me that wolf isn’t a highly photoshopped plastic action figure.
Sneezy: Wait, his ass is SEE THROUGH. Is that a normal werewolf thing?
From Kimberly: Where is that extra leg coming from? There’s no way it is attached to either torso.
Sarah: I’m VERY confused.
Carrie: I know there’s a lot going on here, but I’m a simple girl and I’m fixed on the most simple thing – what the fuck is the end of word “mo”?
Sarah: It’s MC. Motorcycle club
Does look like an O though, no question
Carrie: Well yes because there’s a rogue leg over it!
Sarah: I hate it when a rogue leg interferes with my graphic design, too!
Tara: It’s okay, Carrie. He looks equally confused.
sneaky: Doesn’t it also look like his torso from the pecs down is truncated and shrunk?