Welcome back to Cover Snark!
From Julie: This is a suggestion for cover snark because I cannot stop laughing at it. What’s up with that wrench? And that’s one giant cock.
Sarah: You know all of those gifs of people looking baffled and confused? I’m all of those gifs at once.
Elyse: The font made me think we were using lots of umlauts.
Sarah: Aw yeah Cövër Snärk!
kiki: In the darkness of the night…beware the squäwk öf thë wërë-chïckën!!!!
Amanda: What in the Lisa Frank
Sarah: I am suddenly 9. I know exactly which Trapper Keeper I want. I have barrettes with long thin ribbons in my hair. It is the 80s again.
Also I want to talk to a hair stylist about how that dye pattern is achieved because wow that is artistry.
Elyse: Okay okay but what is that tattoo? Top half bird bottom half man? Is it the moth man?
Sarah: Who is the one who is the gay angel on Supernatural?
Maya:Castiel?
Also, I want to buy a van and get that cover airbrushed onto the side
Sarah: Pam G also sent me this glorious cover and says, “I would be surprised if you didn’t see multiples of this cover. Out of the oceans of cray-cray here, I just wanna mention the weeping wolf who–I am sure–will be calling his agent to complain about this modeling assignment.”
“Also, I want to challenge the SBs to say “Faceless f*cker farting fuschia fumes” 10 times fast.”
Paging @SmartBitches for an upcoming Cover Snark pic.twitter.com/auxOWGQYHh
— Alex (@AyyBails) November 17, 2022
Tara: I have many questions and each one starts with “why?”
Sarah: Agreed, yes. And “Wait, what?”
Tara: Followed by more “no, for real though, WHY?!?!”
Sarah: With a smattering of “How?”
Claudia: Wow. I thought Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast was invited to this cover but after much squinting it’s an easel?
Tara: Props for the artistic squirrel though. That little dude brightened my day, even as it confused me.
Claudia: I’m sure it’s harder to paint with your tail!!
Sarah: I know! Art Squirrel is holding a tiny tube of paint and I’d read a series about Art Squirrel
Elyse: All I can think about is him telling the ER doctor how he painted his eyeball.
From Maeve
Sarah: I don’t know what’s going on over on the right side there.
Tara: Is he trying to breast/chestfeed her?
shana: That’s going to be hard since it looks like he’s wrapped a bra around her face.
Elyse: Are those her pants around her knees?